Peter come's home and ask iff hi's wife know the 3 different types of orgasms : s
he said , The first one : Oh god , Oh god ,
The 2nd : OH GOD , OH GOD , OH YES , OH YES

and the 3 one asked Peter : she replay's : OH JIM , OH JIM , OH JIM

this story is funny,but it is so short.

One day, the Pope is solving some puzzle games with his cardinals in his office.
Then the Pope asked one oof the cardinal, "What do you think is the answer for a 4-letter word, which is feminine and ends with "UNT"?
The cardinal answered, "The answer would be "AUNT", your Holiness."
The Pope then said, "Oh... May I borrow your eraser?"


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这个是什么版块  英语水平有限 没看懂~~

This joke is really funny.Thank you !

引用:

原帖由 fanfoxle 于 2008-11-1 22:26 发表
说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？

其实这个就是老农进城嫖妓的英文版，俗称草地六次

Jack is going to the woods to hunt. While he's there, he sees a small brown bear. He aims at it and kills it. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and sees a big black bear that says to him:
- Jack, you've got two choices. Either I kill you, or we make love...
Jack decides that he prefers to live, and so the black bear @#$% him.
Jack's *ss was hurting for 2 weeks, but when he recovered, he swore to take revenge. He gets to the woods again, finds the black bear and kills it. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder again. This time it's a huge grizzly bear.
- You've made a huge mistake Jack, says the grizzly. Choose what you want. Either I slaughter you with my claws and teeth, or we make wild sex. Once again Jack decided to live... The pain lasted for more this time, but when he recovered, he, being really angry, goes to the woods, finds the grizzly, and kills it. He feels that revenge has been taken, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns back and sees an enormous polar bear.
- Admit it Jack, says the bear. You don't come to the woods to hunt, do you?

everyone has his sexral joke, which are interesting. i have mine too

i am jim...........................

真是高人 看起来很费力气 不过倒是挺有意思  希望给翻译吓哦